Posts Tagged ‘Trash Cinema Night

03
Oct
16

TROLL 2: A Trash Cinema Trashgiving Event!

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WHO: The Trash Cinema Collective
WHAT: A screening of the family trash cinema epic Troll 2!
WHEN: Saturday November 5th at 9pm (EST)
WHERE: Bird’s Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack
WHY: Because we’re thankful for all you beautiful, filthy members of The Trash Cinema Collective and nothing says “Trashgiving” like a good, old fashioned battle between a white bread city family and a kill happy, blood thirsty posse of vegan goblins.

As always, NO COVER!
Goblins welcome! We have Veggie Burgers!

Hey Gang, the Primal Root here, and I am deeply honored to announce our November Trash Cinema Nights at Bird’s Aphrodisiac Oyster Shackselection is none other than the cult classic “Best Worst Movie”, the one, the only, the legendary… Troll 2!

Troll 2 (1990) tells the magical story of young Joshua and his family, who set out on a vacation in the small country town of Nilbog. Despite the warnings from Joshua’s recently deceased Grandpa’s ghost, the family soon finds themselves being hunted down by the entire town of Niblog which is populated by goblins disguised as humans, intent on transforming them all into part vegetable part humans (a goblins favorite food) and then eating them alive! Can Joshua and the spirit of his Grandfather save the family before they become a buffet of slimy, jiggling green gelatin for the hordes of freakish goblins and their witchy Queen? It’s going to be a battle for the ages as these two families go head to head in the little town of Nilbog…

So, come on out and join your friends from The Trash Cinema Collective for Trashgiving! Sink your teeth into the BEST damn burger in Tallahassee, slurp down some salty love on the half shell, and wash it down with a pitcher of your favorite adult beverage as we kick back and enjoy one fo the trashiest movies ever made, the cult classic and legend of cinematic idiocy, 1990’s Troll 2!

I’ll see you there, Gang!

Stay Trashy!
-Root

09
Aug
16

Phantom of the Paradise & Forbidden Zone: A Trash Cinema Double Feature!

 

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WHO: The Trash Cinema Collective
WHAT: A Special Cult Musical Double Feature!
WHEN: Monday August 22nd at 7:30pm
WHERE: The Junction at Monroe
WHY: Because music is our lives!

$5 Cover
We have all the booze you need!

Hey Gang, The Primal Root her, inviting you out to an evening of cult cinematic musicals as only The Trash Cinema Collective can provide! I am thrilled to be presenting to you, Brian De Palma’s Phantom of the Paradise(1974) featuring the music of Paul Williams followed by Richard Elfman’sForbidden Zone (1980) featuring the music of The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo!

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Phantom of the Paradise: After record producer Swan (Paul Williams) steals the music of songwriter Winslow Leach (William Finley) and gives it to one of his bands, Leach sneaks into Swan’s offices. Catching Leach, Swan frames him for dealing drugs, which lands him in prison. After Leach breaks out and again attempts to sabotage Swan’s empire, an accident crushes his face. Leach then dons a costume and becomes the Phantom, intent on ruining Swan while saving singer Phoenix (Jessica Harper) from a terrible fate.

Forbidden Zone: “A mysterious door in the basement of the Hercules house leads to the Sixth Dimension by way of a gigantic set of intestine. When Frenchy slips through the door, King Fausto falls in love with her. The jealous Queen Doris takes Frenchy prisoner, and it is up to the Hercules family and friend Squeezit Henderson to rescue her.” – Scott Murdock

So, come on out and join your friends from The Trash Cinema Collective as we enjoy a Monday of cult musical awesomness at The Junction at Monroe! Cannot wait to see you there, Gang!

Stay Trashy!
-Root

28
Jul
16

Nothing But Trouble: A Trash Cinema Dog Days of Summer Event!

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WHO: The Trash Cinema Collective
WHAT: A screening of the 1991 cult flick, Nothing but Trouble!
WHEN: Saturday August 6th at 9pm (EST)
WHERE: Bird’s Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack
WHY: Because it’s about time.

As always, NO COVER!

Hey Gang, The Primal Root here, and I am happy to be inviting you out to our August 6th Trash Cinema Night featuring the strangest of early 90’s cinematic oddities, the Chevy Chase Texas Chainsaw Massacre hybrid as well as Dan Aykroyd’s directorial debut, 1991’s Nothing but Trouble! A film that bombed horrendously upon theatrical release only to gain a rabid cult fanbase later on home video.

Nothing But Trouble is a classic tale of New York yuppies driving through rural America where they come across some backwoods locals who want to skin them alive. Only this time around, they are the local law. After running a stop sign, Chris Thorne (Chevy Chase) Diane (Demi Moore), and their driving buddies end up under arrest and must stand trial in the court/home of the decrepit, blood thirsty Judge Alvin ‘J.P.’ Valkenheiser. As the prisoners soon find out, J.P.’s mansion.prison is filled with secret passages, booby traps and other odd/horrifying contraptions. Chris and Diane must out wit the deranged family in order to survive the night and get home alive!

Be prepared for cock noses! Unskinned sausages! John Candy in drag! Pu Collars! Giant mutant babies in diapers! Awesome roller coaster style death traps! A performance by the legendary Digital Underground! A spectacular cameo by the late Tupac Shakur! And a deep wave of nostalgia for the early 90’s and a time when a once promising career for the then thriving Dan Aykroyd suddenly began to fall to pieces.

That’s right! It’s Nothing but Trouble! A strange blend of backwoods horror, comedy, and awkward social interaction! So come on out, grab a pitcher of your favorite ice cold adult beverage, sink your teeth into the BEST damn burger in town, and let’s check out a forgotten nugget of pure Trash Cinema gold! I’ll see you there, Gang!

Stay Trashy!
-Root

22
Jun
16

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!& Supervixens: A Trash Cinema Night Double D Double Feature!

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WHO: The Trash Cinema Collective
WHAT: A Double D Double Feature honoring the glorious work of Trash Cinema Legend, Russ Meyer! Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! followed by Supervixens!
WHEN: Monday July 18th at 7:30pm (EST)
WHERE: The Junction at Monroe
WHY: Because it’s the middle of another Florida summer, and there are few things hotter than these two titans of trash cinema!
 
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DO NOT BRING YOUR OWN BOOZE!
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Hey Gang, The Primal Root here, and I am so damn proud to be inviting you out to this most bodacious, bosomy, B-Movie Double Feature! It’s been a long time coming, and this July, in the middle of our yearly North Florida heat wave, the hottest place to be Monday July 18th will be in the darkened theater at The Junction at Monroe as The Trash Cinema Collective presents two timeless trash cinema cult classics by “The Rural Fellini”, legendary dirty picture maker, Russ Meyer!
 
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965) – Three sadistic go-go dancers, Varla (Tura Satana), Rosie (Haji), and Billie (Lori Williams) take some time off from the nightclub where they perform and head to the desert for some drag racing and general mayhem. Before you know it, Varla, a karate expert, has killed some guy out in the desert and takes his bikini clad girlfriend hostage all while they start scamming to swindle the hidden fortune from under a crooked, lecherous old man and his super buff, super dumb son.
 
Supervixens (1975) – Clint Ramsey must go on the run after the brutal murder of his wife at the hands of a psychotic police officer by the name of Harry Sledge. As Clint crosses the country on the run from johnny law, he comes across and is sexually harassed and/or molested by various voluptuous nymphomaniacs before ending up at Supervixen’s Oasis Motel and Roadside Diner, where he he meets a woman who has always owned his heart and must face off against the deranged and violent Harry Sledge in a climax more explosive than you could possibly imagine!
 
Gang, I could not recommend you come out and join us more for an evening’s entertainment you will not get anywhere else. Shake those Monday blues right out of your pants or panties as you sit back with a bottle of your favorite ice cold adult beverage, a bucket of fresh popped popcorn and feast your eyes on a parade of bountiful, glorious vixens served up from the lusty table of Russ Meyer! I’ll see you there, Gang!
 
Stay Trashy!
-Root
14
Jun
16

Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Part IV: A Trash Cinema Event!

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WHO: The Trash Cinema Collective
WHAT: a screening of Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV
WHEN: Saturday July 2nd at 9pm!
WHERE: Bird’s Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack
WHY: Because I can think of no better way to celebrate Independence Day Weekend than partying with The Toxic Avenger, Tallahassee RollerGirls, and The Trash Cinema Collective!
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As Always: NO VOCER! (that’s cheap!)
 
Hey Gang, The Primal Root here, and as you know The 4th of July holiday weekend is drawing near. Time to celebrate everything that makes these united states of ours so wonderful. Liberty, justice and most of all Freedom. Freedom of choice, freedom of expression, freedom to watch movies where incredibly touchy subjects are fodder for gratuitous lowbrow humor, graphic cheesy violence and politically incorrect abandon.
 
THAT’S RIGHT! The Trash Cinema Collective is celebrating Independence Day with Tromaville’s favrotie hideously deformed creature of super human size and strength, THE TOXIC AVENGER as he faces off against the greatest enemy he’s ever faced, HIMSELF in 2000’s Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV!
 
The Toxic Avenger battles a terrorist organization which labels itself “The Diaper Mafia” as they take a school for mentally handicapped children hostage on Tuna Taco Tuesday! The resulting explosion rips open a portal between the peace loving Tromaville and the debased terror that is it’s opposite dimension, Amortville! Toxie ends up in Amortville where he must square off against horrendous evil versions of his former colleagues like Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.and Mad Cowboy as he works to find his way back to Tromaville and stop the evil version of himself, The Noxious Avenger, from molesting his wife, Sarah and destroying the very fabric of Tromaville. It’s a gore drenched battle to the death as Toxie and Noxie must battle to the bitter end!
 
So prepare yourselves for gratuitous violence, gratuitous nudity, and none stop brutal political incorrectness, from school shootings, to abortions, hate crimes to sucking cheddar cheese from between a fat guys toes…It’s a FUCKING TROMA MOVIE! So, come on out to Bird’s Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack, sink your teeth into the best damn burger in town, wash it down with a ice cold pitcher of your favorite adult beverage and prepare yourself for a hot load of what makes America great! It’s Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV! I’ll see you there, Gang!
 
Stay Trashy!
-Root
27
Feb
16

Ninja III The Domination: A Trash Cinema Event!

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WHO: The Trash Cinema Collective
WHAT: A screening of Canon film’s 1984 action cult classic, Ninja III: The Domination!
WHEN: Saturday March 5th at 9pm
WHERE: Bird’s Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack
WHY: Because it’s Macho March and nothing says Macho like Ninja’s, Possession, aerobics, body hair and V-8 Juice!

As Always, NO COVER! (That’s Cheap!)

Hey Gang, The Primal Root here, and I am inviting YOU out to join The Trash Cinema Collective Saturday, March 5th for our annual MACHO MARCH movie screening! This year, we are drudging up a long standing cult classic from the purveyors of fine cinematic cheese,The Canon Group, 1984’s third entry in the Canon Ninja Trilogy, Ninja III: The Domination!

Mild mannered aerobics instructor and V-8 Juice enthusiast, Christie Ryder (Lucinda Dickey or Breakin’ and Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo fame) one day ends up getting possessed by the vengeful spirit of a recently gunned down evil ninja master. Dominated by this blood thirsty spirit, Christie now sets forth to seek brutal revenge on the dead ninja’s worst enemies. Christie’s incredibly hairy boyfriend, concerned by Christie total change in personality and new knack for exceedingly efficient murder, enlists the help Yamada (martial arts superstar, Sho Kosugi, from Revenge of the Ninja). It all comes down to a life threatening exorcism and the ultimate battle to the death, because only a ninja…can kill a ninja.

Get ready for plenty of gym footage, spandex clad asses, gold course massacres, the most sexual use of V-8 juice in cinematic history, awesomely brutal and fun ninja fight scenes and a bouncy, spinning, exorcism like none you’ve ever seen! So, come on out to Bird’s Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack Saturday March 5th for MACHO MARCH’! Bring your friends, grab a pitcher of your favorite ice cold adult beverage, suck down some salty love on the half shell or sink your teeth into the BEST damn burger in Tallahassee and hold on your sanity as Ninja III: The Domination blows your filthy little mind!

I’ll see you there, Gang!

Stay Trashy!
-Root

15
Nov
15

DIE HARD (1988) A Trash Cinema Collective Event and 4th Annual Black Elephant Gift Exchange!

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“Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!”

WHO: The Trash Cinema Collective
WHAT: A screening of the 1988 Christmas Action Classic, Die Hard! Followed by our Annual Trashmas Black Elephant Gift Exchange!
WHEN: Saturday December 5th at 8:00pm (EST)
WHERE: Bird’s Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack
WHY: Because Trashmas only comes once and year and we want to spend this special night with all your wonderful, filthy members of The Trash Cinema Collective!

As Always, NO COVER!

Hey Gang, The Primal Root here, and it is that most magical, most festive, most repugnant time of the year once again, TRASHMAS SEASON! And what better way to celebrate than with The Trash Cinema Collective at Bird’s Aphrodisiac while watching the blood drenched, bullet riddled, Christmas action blockbuster, DIE HARD, as chosen by you, The Collective.

Die Hard (19880 tells the heart felt and deeply moving tale of Officer John McClane (Bruce Willis), a hard nosed yet very witty and often hilarious New York cop who is invited (on accident) to his recently estranged wife’s Christmas party at Nakatomi Plaza in California. Sure, this will be a great to patch things up with her and bring the family back together, but wouldn’t you know it? A team of elite badass terrorists ( led by a bearded Alan Rickman, ladies…) pick that exact same night to stage an attack, taking hostages and generally fucking up the whole holly jolly spirit of the boozy1988 holiday season. It is up to John McClane to save the Mother Fuckin’ day and remind us all of the true meaning of Christmas by using his McGuyver like resilience, excellent one liners and and fully loaded machine gun. Oh yes, this Trashmas, we’re gonna DIE HARD!

ALSO! If you are interested in participating in the 4th Annual Trashmas Black Elephant Gift Exchange, please bring a wrapped gift that costs you no more than $20 and place it under the Trashmas Tree! Once Die Hard concludes, we will begin the Black Elephant Gift Exchange. We will count the heads of everyone who brought a gift and draw numbers as to who will go up and pick the very first gift. Whoever goes second can either choose to unwrap a new gift from under the tree or steal the first person’s gift that they just unwrapped. The person who was stolen from can then choose to grab another gift from under the tree or steal someone else’s. THREE STEALS IS THE LIMIT, so steal wisely. Trust me, we will go into more detail at the actual event.

What kind of gift should you bring? Something Funny, Filthy, Weird or Trashy tends to be popular. An old Charles Manson T-shirt, Faces of Death VHS tapes and even a chair last year, proved to be very popular. So follow your trashiest instincts and bring something that will truly shock and awe the masses. Trust me, something cheap and everyday will not impress anyone. Also, booze is totally okay to bring as a Black Elephant Gift, too.

Cannot wait to celebrate another Trashmas full of debauchery and cheer with you filthy folks December 5th at Trash Cinema Nights at Bird’s Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack! See you then!

Stay Trashy!
-Root




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