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Aug

Phantom of the Paradise & Forbidden Zone: A Trash Cinema Double Feature!

Categories: Phantom of The Paradise & Forbidden Zone and Uncategorized
Tags: 2016, August, fantasy, Florida, Forbidden Zone, horror, Junction at Monroe, Monday, musical, Phantom of the Paradise, Tallahassee, Trash Cinema Night

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WHO: The Trash Cinema Collective
WHAT: A Special Cult Musical Double Feature!
WHEN: Monday August 22nd at 7:30pm
WHERE: The Junction at Monroe
WHY: Because music is our lives!

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We have all the booze you need!

Hey Gang, The Primal Root her, inviting you out to an evening of cult cinematic musicals as only The Trash Cinema Collective can provide! I am thrilled to be presenting to you, Brian De Palma’s Phantom of the Paradise(1974) featuring the music of Paul Williams followed by Richard Elfman’sForbidden Zone (1980) featuring the music of The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo!

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Phantom of the Paradise: After record producer Swan (Paul Williams) steals the music of songwriter Winslow Leach (William Finley) and gives it to one of his bands, Leach sneaks into Swan’s offices. Catching Leach, Swan frames him for dealing drugs, which lands him in prison. After Leach breaks out and again attempts to sabotage Swan’s empire, an accident crushes his face. Leach then dons a costume and becomes the Phantom, intent on ruining Swan while saving singer Phoenix (Jessica Harper) from a terrible fate.

Forbidden Zone: “A mysterious door in the basement of the Hercules house leads to the Sixth Dimension by way of a gigantic set of intestine. When Frenchy slips through the door, King Fausto falls in love with her. The jealous Queen Doris takes Frenchy prisoner, and it is up to the Hercules family and friend Squeezit Henderson to rescue her.” – Scott Murdock

So, come on out and join your friends from The Trash Cinema Collective as we enjoy a Monday of cult musical awesomness at The Junction at Monroe! Cannot wait to see you there, Gang!

Stay Trashy!
-Root

Jul

Nothing But Trouble: A Trash Cinema Dog Days of Summer Event!

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WHO: The Trash Cinema Collective
WHAT: A screening of the 1991 cult flick, Nothing but Trouble!
WHEN: Saturday August 6th at 9pm (EST)
WHERE: Bird’s Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack
WHY: Because it’s about time.

As always, NO COVER!

Hey Gang, The Primal Root here, and I am happy to be inviting you out to our August 6th Trash Cinema Night featuring the strangest of early 90’s cinematic oddities, the Chevy Chase Texas Chainsaw Massacre hybrid as well as Dan Aykroyd’s directorial debut, 1991’s Nothing but Trouble! A film that bombed horrendously upon theatrical release only to gain a rabid cult fanbase later on home video.

Nothing But Trouble is a classic tale of New York yuppies driving through rural America where they come across some backwoods locals who want to skin them alive. Only this time around, they are the local law. After running a stop sign, Chris Thorne (Chevy Chase) Diane (Demi Moore), and their driving buddies end up under arrest and must stand trial in the court/home of the decrepit, blood thirsty Judge Alvin ‘J.P.’ Valkenheiser. As the prisoners soon find out, J.P.’s mansion.prison is filled with secret passages, booby traps and other odd/horrifying contraptions. Chris and Diane must out wit the deranged family in order to survive the night and get home alive!

Be prepared for cock noses! Unskinned sausages! John Candy in drag! Pu Collars! Giant mutant babies in diapers! Awesome roller coaster style death traps! A performance by the legendary Digital Underground! A spectacular cameo by the late Tupac Shakur! And a deep wave of nostalgia for the early 90’s and a time when a once promising career for the then thriving Dan Aykroyd suddenly began to fall to pieces.

That’s right! It’s Nothing but Trouble! A strange blend of backwoods horror, comedy, and awkward social interaction! So come on out, grab a pitcher of your favorite ice cold adult beverage, sink your teeth into the BEST damn burger in town, and let’s check out a forgotten nugget of pure Trash Cinema gold! I’ll see you there, Gang!

Stay Trashy!
-Root

Jun

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!& Supervixens: A Trash Cinema Night Double D Double Feature!

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Categories: Trash Cinema Nights!
Tags: Double D, double feature, Faster Pussycat! Kille! Kill!, Florida, Haji, Lori Williams, Primal Root, Russ Meyer, Supervixen, Tallahassee, The Junction, Trash Cinema Night, Tura Satana

WHO: The Trash Cinema Collective

WHAT: A Double D Double Feature honoring the glorious work of Trash Cinema Legend, Russ Meyer! Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! followed by Supervixens!

WHEN: Monday July 18th at 7:30pm (EST)

WHERE: The Junction at Monroe

WHY: Because it’s the middle of another Florida summer, and there are few things hotter than these two titans of trash cinema!

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DO NOT BRING YOUR OWN BOOZE!

Hey Gang, The Primal Root here, and I am so damn proud to be inviting you out to this most bodacious, bosomy, B-Movie Double Feature! It’s been a long time coming, and this July, in the middle of our yearly North Florida heat wave, the hottest place to be Monday July 18th will be in the darkened theater at The Junction at Monroe as The Trash Cinema Collective presents two timeless trash cinema cult classics by “The Rural Fellini”, legendary dirty picture maker, Russ Meyer!

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965) – Three sadistic go-go dancers, Varla (Tura Satana), Rosie (Haji), and Billie (Lori Williams) take some time off from the nightclub where they perform and head to the desert for some drag racing and general mayhem. Before you know it, Varla, a karate expert, has killed some guy out in the desert and takes his bikini clad girlfriend hostage all while they start scamming to swindle the hidden fortune from under a crooked, lecherous old man and his super buff, super dumb son.

Supervixens (1975) – Clint Ramsey must go on the run after the brutal murder of his wife at the hands of a psychotic police officer by the name of Harry Sledge. As Clint crosses the country on the run from johnny law, he comes across and is sexually harassed and/or molested by various voluptuous nymphomaniacs before ending up at Supervixen’s Oasis Motel and Roadside Diner, where he he meets a woman who has always owned his heart and must face off against the deranged and violent Harry Sledge in a climax more explosive than you could possibly imagine!

Gang, I could not recommend you come out and join us more for an evening’s entertainment you will not get anywhere else. Shake those Monday blues right out of your pants or panties as you sit back with a bottle of your favorite ice cold adult beverage, a bucket of fresh popped popcorn and feast your eyes on a parade of bountiful, glorious vixens served up from the lusty table of Russ Meyer! I’ll see you there, Gang!

Stay Trashy!

-Root

Apr

John Waters Turns 70! A Trash Cinema Deep Cult Double Feature at The Junction

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Categories: Trash Cinema Nights!
Tags: 70, birthday, Desperate Living, John Waters, Pink Flamingos, Tallahassee Florida, The Junction, Trash Cinema Nights

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WHAT: A Deep Cult Double Feature of John Waters’ classics, Pink Flamingos followed by Desperate Living!
WHEN: Monday April 25th at 7:30pm (EST)
WHERE: The Junction at Monroe
WHY: Because legendary Trash Cinema filmmaker turns John Waters 70 years old April 22nd. It only makes sense that we should celebrate.

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BYOB

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Hey Gang, The Primal Root here, and I am just so goddamn thrilled to announce our Deep Cult John Waters Turns 70 Double Feature I can hardly stand it! One night only, we will be watching John’s legendary exercise in bad taste, the cult classic, Pink Flamingos starring the the most beautiful leading lady the cinematic universe has ever known, the late Divine along with Mink Stole and Edith Massey. We’ll be following up this nauseating nugget of trash with another brilliantly gortesque and highly underrated entry in John Waters’ catalog, Desperate Living! Starring Water’s regularsMink Stole, Edith Massey and sex goddess Liz Renay, the first woman to ever perform a mother and daughter strip show AND the first grandmother to ever streak down Hollywood Boulevard.

I don’t want to say too much about these movies here, as I don;t want to spoil any gag inducing surprises. However, I will tell you this, the early works of John Waters are not for the faint hearted or easily offended. You will see things die, you will see male and female genitals and people devouring incredibly unsavory things. These movies are made to make you laugh, to shake you up, to repulse you by going to extreme places you never, ever imagined a filmmaker would take you. These films are beyond Trash, beyond filth, beyond anything you ever thought you’d experience in a darkened movie theater. What I am trying to say is that these films are the greatest kind of art.

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So, I invite you to come out and celebrate the 70th birthday of the remarkable, the perverse, the brilliant Mr. John Waters with the rest of The Trash Cinema Collective@ This will be an evening of cinematic vulgarity you will never forget as long as you! Come on, Gang, Let’s Get Trashy!

-Root

Mar

Rock N Roll High School & Repo Man: A Trash Cinema Double Feature!

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Categories: Trash Cinema Nights!
Tags: Alex Cox, BYOB, Deep Cult, Emilio Estevez, Florida, Harry Dean Stanton, Junction at Monroe, PJ Soles, punk, Repo Man, rock n roll, Rock N Roll High School, roger corman, Tallahassee, The Juntion, the primal root, The Ramones, Trash Cinema Nights

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WHO: The Trash Cinema Collective
WHAT: Rock N Roll High School Repo Man Double Feature!
WHEN: Monday March 28th at 7:00 pm (EST)
WHERE: The Junction at Monroe
WHY: Because it’s not just Trash, it’s an Adventure!

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BYOB!

Hey Gang, The Primal Root here and I can hardly contain my pleasure at our Trash Cinema Nights Deep Cult at The Junction Double Feature of the 1979 Roger Corman youth in revolt cult classic, Rock N Roll High School featuring PJ Soles, Clint Howard and, of course, The Ramones! Followed by one of my personal all time favorite cinematic oddities, the 1984 subversive sci-fi, comedy punk classic, Repo Man starring Emilio Estevez and Harry Dean Stanton!

Come on out and join your friends from The Trash Cinema Collective for an evening of delinquency, psychortonics, flying cars, alien conspiracies, plates of shrimp, PJ Soles in the shower, The Ramones in action, explosions, dance parties and the youth of America rising up!

Bring your favorite adult beverage to consume and share, enjoy some fresh popped popcorn, and some delicious food truck offering as we delve ever deeper into the most notorious cult films this filthy little space rock has to offer! It’s Trash Cinema Nights Deep Cult at The Junction! See you there, Gang!

Stay Trashy!
-Root

Feb

Ninja III The Domination: A Trash Cinema Event!

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Categories: Trash Cinema Nights!
Tags: 3, Bird's Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack, domination, Florida, III, movie screening, Ninja, Ninja III: The Domination, Tallahassee, the primal root, Trash Cinema Night

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WHO: The Trash Cinema Collective
WHAT: A screening of Canon film’s 1984 action cult classic, Ninja III: The Domination!
WHEN: Saturday March 5th at 9pm
WHERE: Bird’s Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack
WHY: Because it’s Macho March and nothing says Macho like Ninja’s, Possession, aerobics, body hair and V-8 Juice!

As Always, NO COVER! (That’s Cheap!)

Hey Gang, The Primal Root here, and I am inviting YOU out to join The Trash Cinema Collective Saturday, March 5th for our annual MACHO MARCH movie screening! This year, we are drudging up a long standing cult classic from the purveyors of fine cinematic cheese,The Canon Group, 1984’s third entry in the Canon Ninja Trilogy, Ninja III: The Domination!

Mild mannered aerobics instructor and V-8 Juice enthusiast, Christie Ryder (Lucinda Dickey or Breakin’ and Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo fame) one day ends up getting possessed by the vengeful spirit of a recently gunned down evil ninja master. Dominated by this blood thirsty spirit, Christie now sets forth to seek brutal revenge on the dead ninja’s worst enemies. Christie’s incredibly hairy boyfriend, concerned by Christie total change in personality and new knack for exceedingly efficient murder, enlists the help Yamada (martial arts superstar, Sho Kosugi, from Revenge of the Ninja). It all comes down to a life threatening exorcism and the ultimate battle to the death, because only a ninja…can kill a ninja.

Get ready for plenty of gym footage, spandex clad asses, gold course massacres, the most sexual use of V-8 juice in cinematic history, awesomely brutal and fun ninja fight scenes and a bouncy, spinning, exorcism like none you’ve ever seen! So, come on out to Bird’s Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack Saturday March 5th for MACHO MARCH’! Bring your friends, grab a pitcher of your favorite ice cold adult beverage, suck down some salty love on the half shell or sink your teeth into the BEST damn burger in Tallahassee and hold on your sanity as Ninja III: The Domination blows your filthy little mind!

I’ll see you there, Gang!

Stay Trashy!
-Root

Nov

(NSFW) The Living Deads (LIVE) and The Taint: A Trash Cinema Event!

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Categories: Trash Cinema Nights! and Uncategorized
Tags: concert, Devember, Gore, live, movie, screening, Sunday, The Living Deads, the primal root, The Taint, trash cinema collective, Trash Cinema Nights

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WHO: The Living Deads and The Trash Cinema Collective
WHAT: a screening of the 2011 flick The Taint followed by a LIVE performance by our good friends in filth, THE LIVING DEADS!
WHEN: Sunday, December 13th at 9:00pm (EST)
WHERE: Bird’s Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack
WHY: Because the bodacious Trashmas blessings keep on rolling in, Gang!

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Hey Gang, The Primal Root here, and this Trashmas season just keeps getting sleazier and more enjoyable all the time. On Sunday December 13th at 9:00pm (EST) come join your friends from The Trash Cinema Collective as we kick back and enjoy one of the nastiest, scummiest, most genuinely entertaining pieces of contemporary Trash Cinema, that I, The Primal Root, has witnessed in a very long time, THE TAINT! If extreme comic violence, projectile cumming penises, face ripping, and coat hanger abortion sterilizations offend you, this is not the movie foe you. However, if you into the truly depraved, hilarious and inappropriately Trashy, The Taint will more than satisfy your hunger. It’s like Troma meets John Waters. The delicate flowers have been warned.

AND GUESS WHAT! Right afterwards we will be treated to a LIVE performance by the one and only THE LIVING DEADS! Get ready to shake your ass to some down and dirty old school rock and roll from the sexy, sultry, Symphony Tidwell and that badass brute, Randee Mcknight! Every time these guys come to town and play at Bird’s it becomes the stuff of legends. You never know what will happen!

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So, come on out and join your friends from The Trash Cinema Collective for an evening’s entertainment you will never forget! Seriously, you will be changed forever.

Hope to see you there, Gang!

Let’s get Trashy!
-Root

Nov

The Film Crasher present: Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure (1984)

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Categories: Trash Cinema Nights! and Uncategorized
Tags: Caravan, Courage, Ewok, Ewoks, Film Crasher, Gastgarden, made for TV, november, The Crum Box

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WHO: The Film Crashers

WHAT: Live Riffing of Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure

WHEN: Saturday November 21st at 8:00 pm (EST)

WHERE: The Crum Box Gastgarden

WHY: Because The Force is Awakening and so is The Trash.

Hey Gang, The Primal Root here, and with the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens on the horizon, it only makes sense the Film Crashers would unearth and riff one of the greatest oddities to ever be vomited forth from the annals of the Star Wars extended cinematic universe.

That’s right, this Saturday November 21st, your friends The Film Crashers will be tearing into the 1984 made for TV movie, Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure! That’s right, the cute, fuzzy little mother fuckers from Star Wars” Return of the Jedi got their own movie also starring a Mark Hamill clone and a Drew Barrymore look alike as they go on a family friendly adventure through the bargain basement, made for TV wastelands of the forest moon of Endor as they search for their kidnapped parents with the help of those little fuzzy, talking camel scrotums.

So, blast of with The Howler Monkeys and The Film Crashers as we head to a galaxy far, far, away to crack wise overt he long forgotten childhood Star Wars atrocity that is Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure and brace yourselves for the next installment in the Star Wars saga!

Hope to see you there, Gang!

Stay Trashy!

-Root

Mar