Tromeo and Juliet: A Trash Cinema Event!

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WHO: The Trash Cinema Collective
WHAT: A screening of the 1996 film Tromeo and Juliet
WHEN: Saturday February 6th at 9pm (EST)
WHERE: Bird’s Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack
WHY: Because we believe in spreading the Tromance.

As Always, NO COVER!

Hey Gang, The Primal Root here and Valentine’s Day is right around the corner! While you could spend exorbitant amounts of your hard earned pennies on bullshit that no one needs or wants, like moldy chocolates and flowers born to wither and die, all in the hopes that your love will last a little bit longer and that your significant other wont stab you in the throat for forgetting this most important of Hallmark holidays by purchasing worthless commecial goods, your friends at The Trash Cinema Collective have a better suggestion…

Why not take the love and/or fuck buddy of your life out for an evening of deep romance, buckets of gore, beasts covered in slime and tits-a-plenty? That’s right! Trash Cinema Nights at Bird’s Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack has your back with a screening of the cult classic brutal, goofy, absolutely extrordinary slice of Trash, the 1996 Troma (of course!) masterpiece,Tromeo and Juliet! Directed by legendary filmmaker Lloyd Kaufman (The Toxic Avenger, Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.) and written by James Gunn (Guardians of the Galaxy, Slither) Tromeo and Juliet is a contemporary retelling of the Shakespearian tragedy, Romeo and Juliet, only with and the sex, death and dismemberment Shakespeare always intended,

So, prepare yourself for raisin loaf! Chicks with bull dicks! Girl on girl action! Guy on guy action! Finding peanuts! Skull crushing! Nipple piercing! Crossbow battles! Masturbation! Phone sex! Costume parties! Butt plugs! Giant penis monsters and so much more! Shakespeare would be proud.

YES! The Primal Root ivites you to bring the one you love and join your friends from The Trash Cinema Collective at Bird’s Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack Saturday February 6th at 9pm, sink your teeth into the BEST damn burger in town, tip back a pitcher of your favortie ice cold adult beverage and let’s all gather together and spread the love with Tromaville’s most beautiful love story, Tromeo and Juliet! Hope to see you there, Gang!

Stay Trashy!

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