Hey Gang, The Primal Root, here, wishing you and yours a Happy Holiday season! That is, if you can make it through the evil that is Glen Morgan’s Black Christmas remake… Hang tight with your buddy, Root, as he tries the wade through the numerous subplots, the dozen characters and the non stop flashbacks that explain away our main antagonist(s).
Watch as The Root tries to transform this hunk of coal into a diamond in this, our final Rotten Review of Year Three, here at The Trash Cinema Collective!
Happy Holidays and a Trashy New Year!
Your Pal,
-The Primal Root
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mmmm mmmm eyeballs! tastes like chicken, lol.
I have this feeling eyeballs probably taste like raw oysters…except for that initial “Pop” when you bite down and all that viscous fluid shoots out. Mmm…