Archive for January, 2011


Mistress Barbie’s Advice for the Damned: Mother Issues and Anger Managment

Dear Mistress Barbie: My name is Jason and I feel I always have to hide my true self. I hide behind masks to disguise the person I have become. As a lonely hermit, I am quickly angered when people disturb me. The worst part is my controlling mother who is always nagging me and it’s driving me crazy. It seems like I am so unlucky, like every day is one long Friday the 13th. Sometimes I walk along Camp Crystal Lake to try to clear my head but often end up taking my rage out on the people around me. Blaming others for my life problems seem to be better then accepting the truth. I try to find creative ways to express my anger but others are not always as appreciative of my ability to slash through my problems. Often I feel lifeless and realize there are no words that will let me forget or make any of the things I feel go away. I have gone to hell and back trying to keep my secrets buried but they will not stay dead. The terrible nightmares I have keep me up at night. It’s almost like I am controlled by the demons in my dreams in which I have to fight for control.




A mask is something we are not born with and those who decide to put one on comprise their own humanity. You do not want to be just another man in a mask. Save the mask for Halloween and get over your social phobias. Taking your frustrations out on the world is not going to fix the problems you have with your mom.  It is time to examine your superstitious behavior and listen to the inner voices that are reinforcing them so you can see it as a sign that there is a problem in your life. You need to sit down with your mom and tell her how your special bond is making you psycho. Solve your problems instead of slicing them into submission! The energy you are spending to hide your secrets is slowly sucking the life out of you. The demons in your nightmare will only be as real as you make them. Only you can solve the puzzle box that you have enclosed yourself in and escape your condemnation of hell.

Utilizing effective anger managment techniques.


2010 Trash Cinema Collective Blog Year in Review!

Hey Gang,

Just a message from that sums up all this past year’s activity here at the Trash Cinema Collective. I thought maybe one or two of you might get a kick out of this so I went ahead and decided to share. Thanks for an awesome Year Two here at the collective!

Stay Trashy,

-The Primal Root

The stats helper monkeys at mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.

Crunchy numbers

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The average container ship can carry about 4,500 containers. This blog was viewed about 20,000 times in 2010. If each view were a shipping container, your blog would have filled about 4 fully loaded ships.

In 2010, there were 55 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 86 posts. There were 441 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 1gb. That’s about 1 pictures per day.

The busiest day of the year was September 1st with 358 views. The most popular post that day was DeLisa, Devil Girl of the Month: September (NSFW).

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were,,,, and

Some visitors came searching, mostly for julianna guill, marta kober, black devil doll, and debi sue voorhees.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.


DeLisa, Devil Girl of the Month: September (NSFW) September 2010


Marta Kober, WE MISS YOU! February 2009


Friday the 13th 2009: Jason Can’t Get It Up August 2010


Friends, Family, Chaos and Magic Squirrels : The Hot Tub Time Machine March 2010


Black Devil Doll: Tossing the Trash Cinema Salad December 2009


Lily Haze: Devil Girl of the Month January 2011

Lily Haze is an actress/model who specializes in Horror. Lily Haze likes fake blood. Lily Haze likes you (if you like fake blood). Lily Haze always tells the truth. Lily Haze may be lying. Lily Haze is almost short enough to qualify as a “little person”. Lily Haze can tightlace her corset down to 20 inches. Lily Haze is a cuddlebug. Lily Haze can spend hours on a playground. Lily Haze sings in the shower, and in her car, and in her sleep. Lily Haze is not a “Goth” but she does enjoy dressing like one. Lily Haze has a strong affinity for the written word. Lily Haze does not like long walks on the beach. Lily Haze played a zombie creature in the movie INFECTED, alongside Micheal Madsen and William Forsythe. Lily Haze would prefer to be the one killing zombies next time. Lily Haze has a website and thinks you should go there if you want to know her better:

Lily Haze wants to know you better too 😉

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