Hey Gang! This Thanksgiving we are bringing you a main course of sexy with a side of zombie apocalypse. A woman, alone, against some blood thirsty zombies. Playing off the most fundamental of cliches of living dead cinema, Mistress Barbie takes us on a fun, bloody, and titillating journey. I will let the Mistress set things up…Enjoy, and Stay Trashy!
-Root
Synopsis:
Well the story starts out, with the typical female lead role, a bimbo blonde who is in an over-sized man’s button up shirt. Of course, she doesn’t have time to get fully clothed before the horror begins, but she had time to put on way too much makeup. Eventually, her clothing comes undone through the movie exposing her bra and/or breasts.
Scene:
The setting is in an old country town. The infected neighbor girl who is now a zombie comes back to her babysitter’s house, since zombies always return to places that was memorable to them. As the blonde bimbo runs from the zombie child, she is eventually bitten. The bimbo gets away from the zombie only to find more trouble. Even though blonde bimbo finds a suitable weapon, she fails to use it or carry it with her. So thus, she continues on her journey of running in circles and eventually meets Chainsaw Guy. She falls many times while trying to escape his terror, but of course all of those times she barely escapes with her life which of course is so believable if it was to happen in real life. Bimbo Girl finally gets away and decides to rest for awhile…so just when she thinks she has escaped the horrible nightmare, she slowly starts to turn into everything she had feared that day.
Got hate it when you forget your panties during a zombie attack.
haha.
-Mistress Barbie
Strange you should say that because I was just admiring you for your lack of panties. Can a man say panties and not sound creepy? I don’t think so…
-Root