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May
10

TPR’s Rotten Reviews presents Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare

Hey Gang, Just when I thought I was out, Freddy pulled me right back in to sit through and review the goofiest and least frightening film in his entire repertoire. It also happens to be the poor guys original swan song. That’s right, we’re taking a look at 1991’s laugh a minute Freddy send off, Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare. Get ready for easily solved mysteries! Billy Zane’s sister! No male ass (Check my Nightmare 2 review if you don’t get it)! Post toastie crushing! Quippy one liners that undercut the horror in every scene! Breckin Meyer! Murdering handicapped minorities! A 976-EVIL reference! Adorable Dream Demons! Freddy once again manipulating reality and playing outside the Nightmare on Elm Street rule book! Evil parents! Lame B-List celebrity cameos! Iron Butterfly! Breckin Meyer: The Video Game! Gerbil crushing! Alice Cooper the foster father! Fucking Rainbows! That’s My Freddy! and SO MUCH MORE! Check out this, the second half of our trip down Elm Street’s side street, Memory Lane. Do you really think…Freddy’s Dead? Stay Trashy! – Root


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