Hey Gang,
I’ve been recently experiencing terrible nightmares every night for the past couple of weeks. They all involve dream demon Freddy Krueger attacking me in incredibly vulnerable situations. Usually with me picking something up and not having pants on.
Perhaps there are some clues to be found in Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge! The notoriously homo erotic follow up to Wes Craven’s original masterpiece. We will discuss both the underlying sexual meaning and imagery in the film as well as mercilessly riffing on it. Get ready for exploding birds, extreme gym shower towel snapping, phallic anacondas, sweaty ball sack adjustments, seedy gay S&M joints, Bob Shaye in a leather tank top, a fuckable version of Meryl Streep, caramel filled killers, off road mayhem, Clu Gulager, human faced dogs, more gay subtext than you can shake a suggestively shaped stick at and al kinds of Freddy Krueger part fouls.
Check out The Primal Root’s Rotten Reviews presents A Nightmare on Elm Street part 2: Freddy’s Revenge and let me know what you think!
your pal,
– Root
trashcinemacollective.com 
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Most excellent. I especially enjoyed the shower scene. 😉
LMAO, the shower scene? Oh wow…Glad you enjoyed the video, Angie!
oooh, did you now? Ask nice and I will send you a personal copy of the uncut version. 😛
Just found these reviews and you sir, are a comedy genius. just had to comment on this video though as you didn’t mention the NO CHICKS sign on Jesse’s bedroom door. What’s also funny is that NOES was my favorite horror series as a kid and I always liked this one because my name is also Jesse. I never realized that there was all that gay subtext till much later lol. Still an entertaining flick in my opinion.