22
Dec
09

Rotten Reviews presents: Silent Night, Deadly Night

Happy Holidays, Gang!

For your Yule Tide enjoyment we are taking a look at one of the most controversial and universally reviled films in all slasherdome. That’s right, we’re talking about the 1984 axe wielding killer in a Santa suit flick, Silent Night, Deadly Night.

So bundle up and prepare yourself for crazy grandpas, adorable little kids, early childhood trauma, nun S&M, bad Santas, the birds and the bees, snowman murder, slay rides, Jabba the Hutt playsets, Linnea Quigley’s tits (again), billiard banging, crotch gazing and so much other naughtiness!

This is one Rotten Review you’ll want to view with a warm mug of cocoa, someone to be naughty with and your therapist on speed dial!

Have a Happy Holiday and a Trashy New Year!

your pal,

– Root

<p><a href=”http://vimeo.com/85781654″>(NSFW) Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) The Primal Root’s Rotten Reviews Episode 9</a> from <a href=”http://vimeo.com/user24396091″>Kevin Cole</a> on <a href=”https://vimeo.com”>Vimeo</a&gt;.</p>


2 Responses to “Rotten Reviews presents: Silent Night, Deadly Night”


  1. 1 DennaBeena
    December 22, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    Love it Root! Thanks for the Christmas cheer!!

  2. 2 Mr. Shreck
    December 22, 2009 at 11:03 pm

    “Linnea Quigley, one of the breast actresses of the genre.”

    I will never see her again without that line resounding in my head.

    Great review, once again. Merry Christmas!


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