Hey Gang,
For Turkey Day 2009 I figured what better way to celebrate here at The Trash Cinema Collective than with the 1972 Anti-Drug, Pro-Christian, Mutant Killer Turkey film…Blood Freak!
That’s right, hold onto Plymouth Rock and prepare yourself for horrendous audio, unintelligible mumbling, bio-hazardous turkey meat, real life turkey decapitation, bible thumpers in red hot pants, sibling rivalry, turkey poking, mutant sex, cock blockage, a God live ever present narrator, the complimentary use of the term “husky”, real life amputees, lots of screaming, copious blood squirting, and poultry rage!
This episode wouldn’t have been possible without the indispensable help of Team Trash Cinema: Erica Andrus, Justin Falco and Terrius Greene whose performances bring this Thanksgiving Holiday Special to life. Thanks again, gang!
Have a Happy Thanksgiving and Stay Trashy!
– Root
Thanks for bringing yet another film back from the past. They certainly don’t make them like that anymore and you proved why.
OH
MY
GOD!
I LOVE BLOOD FREAK!
There, I said it.
And I love Rotten Reviews, too. Gut busting fun!
And the Rotten Reviews love you too, sir. 😀 Glad you enjoyed the latest review and I truly appreciate the kind words.
OMG, there is just so much awesomeness here. The turkey mask is a work of art! And the director’s interruptions and coughing… priceless!