Primal Root’s Rotten Reviews presents Blood Freak

Hey Gang,

For Turkey Day 2009 I figured what better way to celebrate here at The Trash Cinema Collective than with the 1972 Anti-Drug, Pro-Christian, Mutant Killer Turkey film…Blood Freak!

That’s right, hold onto Plymouth Rock and prepare yourself for horrendous audio, unintelligible mumbling, bio-hazardous turkey meat, real life turkey decapitation, bible thumpers in red hot pants, sibling rivalry, turkey poking, mutant sex, cock blockage, a God live ever present narrator, the complimentary use of the term “husky”, real life amputees, lots of screaming, copious blood squirting, and poultry rage!

This episode wouldn’t have been possible without the indispensable help of Team Trash Cinema: Erica Andrus, Justin Falco and Terrius Greene whose performances bring this Thanksgiving Holiday Special to life. Thanks again, gang!

Have a Happy Thanksgiving and Stay Trashy!

– Root

6 Responses to “Primal Root’s Rotten Reviews presents Blood Freak”

  1. November 25, 2009 at 12:08 am

    Thanks for bringing yet another film back from the past. They certainly don’t make them like that anymore and you proved why.

  2. 3 Tony Shreck
    December 3, 2009 at 10:39 pm


    There, I said it.

  3. 4 Tony Shreck
    December 3, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    And I love Rotten Reviews, too. Gut busting fun!

    • 5 primalroot
      December 4, 2009 at 9:29 am

      And the Rotten Reviews love you too, sir. 😀 Glad you enjoyed the latest review and I truly appreciate the kind words.

  4. 6 boobzilla
    December 24, 2009 at 6:28 am

    OMG, there is just so much awesomeness here. The turkey mask is a work of art! And the director’s interruptions and coughing… priceless!

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